Haha, same here. But my wife has been called Mami a thousand times, and apparently they want to be her "Papi" just as much. She even had some dude on the 7 train, a few weeks ago, ask her to unzip her knee high boots so he could see her calves. She's a tough ole Brooklyn broad so she can (most of the time) take care of herself, but why should she have to?