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  1. ShawnPorter
    about 80% of the people I was playing against got bored with it and left me hanging. Dicks.
  2. ShawnPorter
    I sell booze to guys in leather chaps.
  3. ShawnPorter
    Or at the very least mention, with a totally straight face, that they want 'squid pants'.
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    LST 1st

    ShawnPorter replied to Reyeslv's topic in Random Crap

    I've posted on LST when I was high. Same same?
  5. ShawnPorter
    I could probably get a friend who does laser removal to sponsor one of us.
  6. ShawnPorter
    Yeah, it's his name.
  7. ShawnPorter
    Or for being able to blow out of town if bad work came back and you had to disappear. I think Ed Hardy wad 'Don Talbot' there for a bit :D
  8. ShawnPorter
    Not to mention Phil Sparrow (Who was Samuel Steward) and Cliff Raven (Cliff Ingram)
  9. ShawnPorter
    It's not as uncommon as you'd think- going back through the years there were a few tattooers with 'Professional Names'- guys like Spider Webb, Rusty Needles, Mr. Tramp. Specially the bikers, but not limited to. Obviously it wasn't the rule but the exception.
  10. ShawnPorter
    Johnny Depp judging the tattoo contest at the first Inkslinger's Ball. Aaron Caine piece. I was reading tattoo magazines today
  11. ShawnPorter
    Hah. It's allgood. Just highlighting how shallow I am. :D
  12. ShawnPorter
    that would explain all the new followers. Welcome to my boringness.
  13. ShawnPorter
    Would you hate me if I said I'm still in?
  14. ShawnPorter
    A prostitute who does anal for fun.... You didn't happen to get her number, did you?
  15. ShawnPorter
    I've been using the ipad more and more lately.
  16. ShawnPorter
    I think you were the unlucky person who got BRIEFS from me, Gregor....
  17. ShawnPorter
    I worked for Amazon for nine years and have a certain amount of (near post traumatic stress) distain for the company; I only talk about them when I'm being a cunt. Oh. They also carry gallon jugs of 100% pure wolf urine; which we were going to mix with the uranium, put in a super soaker and see if we could mutate us some Teen Wolfs....
  18. ShawnPorter
    I'm not sure where the uranium came from (despite dying to say Uranus) but it was small tins to... calibrate geiger counters. The e-book, "The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-Lover's Code of Conduct" was pulled after a threatened boycott, but other books like it are on there.
  19. ShawnPorter
    You having lots of room may be part of the equation, James. There are some tattooers who feel that 'public' tattoos- hands, neck, fingers, faces- are better suited to people who've already significantly covered. What folks were saying is that there might be more than one dynamic at play here.
  20. ShawnPorter
    Welcome to the forum, Clay.
  21. ShawnPorter
    Amazon used to carry uranium. $26 a tin. True story. They also recently allowed an author to publish a book on their kindle book creator app on how to molest children.... So yeah. Tattoo supplies won't make them loose any sleep.
  22. ShawnPorter
    I had a random opponent who resigned after writing 'you too fancy'
  23. ShawnPorter
    My name is Kevin (first name) and I disagree with both of you. Just in principal because you are both Kevins and I turned my back on the club.
  24. ShawnPorter
    Let me say for the record that I really dig Mr. O'Donnell and was just taking a shot as celebrity culture. I follow Saved on Instagram and notice that they never really 'name' their customers, but when Cho came in they made sure to mention who it was on. That's just good business. Not judging, just using it as a chance to be sarcastic on the internet.
  25. ShawnPorter
    Be Margaret Cho... I'm sure you'll get right in :D That said... my appointment book is wide open right now if anyone want.... oh wait...
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