This board also gives the generic response to cover all bad tattoos with a giant black panther. I don't think that should be applied in this case. Otherwise he will be asking me what size fries I want for a long time
I have buddies in the NYPD with sleeves and such, but they are the kick in the door squad of narc so maybe not fitting the bill is the point.
My advice is wait a few more years for another tattoo