jade1955

Angel

Cameo 1993-2002

I'm not at all into gardening. Too much hard work for a fat lazy bastard like me. Some lovely photos and stories on this thread though.

The "Beautiful" Jade 1991-2005

Come on LSTers show your pussy/pussies Jasmine. 1990-2004 /

Man with an unfeasibly huge cock

Hahahaha you just can't beat the classics, Ursula

Here you go. Tattoo of a kitty. Best of both worlds.

Jesse James should have stuck with Janine Lindemulder. At least when she leaves for work every morning you know she's going to be cheating on you.

I really like the japanese style ladyskull panther tattoo. Thats a pretty unique take on a classic tattoo.

I really hope the judge will make the decision to hold the hearing in closed session. An open session would give this lunatic a platform for his poisonous hate motivated manefesto.

In 2001 the HSE (Health & Safety Executive) reported 21 workplace accidents in the UK involving explosives with a total of 3 people needing hospial treatment for minor injuries. Kind of puts things in perspective dosn't it?

Yeah. I mean how do you poke yourself in the eye with a buscuit?

There is a potentially hazardous item lurking in many food cupboards. Forget all the nonsense about too much salt/fat in our diets. This is from 2009 but I came across it on the internet this evening. Around 500 people a year need hospital treatment because of biscuit injuries. The study by Mindlab found 29 per cent of adults had been splashed or scalded by hot drinks while dunking or trying to fish the remnants from hot tea. They also found 28 per cent had choked on crumbs and 10 per cent had broken a tooth or filling biting a biccy. More unusually, three per cent had poked themselves in the eye with a biscuit and seven per cent were bitten by a pet or "other wild animal" trying to get their biscuit. One man ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit. Mindlab have now devised a Biscuit Injury Threat Evaluation, or B.I.T.E. Custard creams get a risk rating of 5.63.

Another thing. Does part of the Juggalette uniform require the wearing of an inflated life jacket under your t-shirt. PS I'm a fat bastard and have special dispensation for taking the piss out of fatties.

Those Juggalettes bring to mind an acronym and it aint ICP. It's more STD.

Did John Wayne Gacy have any older brothers. They look about the right age? Miracles hahahahaha calling these lyrics stupid would be an insult to stupid people. The fact that people are dumb enough to buy into this shit is truly depressing. The human race is doomed I tell you, doomed.

Just got back from London. My wifes second session with Stewart Robson at Frith Street Tattoo. Fuckin gorgeous. On the way back checked out some nice artwork at Swindon Station. Who said Swindon is a cultural dessert. Unknown Artist.

Happens to me all the time as people are always mistaking me for Justn Timberlake.

Next session of my wifes Day of the Dead Girl tattoo this afternoon. She managed to get her Septempter appointment moved forward. Pics to follow.

I am always having to get things for my missus as she can't move, because of the cats. She'd get me to do the washroom thing for her as well, if she could.

What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut. Are the Oakland Raiders really that bad? :D PS Sorry Mel

This looks like the work of a lone nutjob. All the intelligence gathering in the World cannot combat this kind of terrorist attack. This type of atrocity could strike anytime anywhere. Unfortunately it happened to be Oslo. Pretty scary.

Oh dear Scousers in Centennial. Breaking News...............Colorado goes on hub cap alert