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@Pablo I think it's Marios last day on Thursday.

I must admit the tattoo I got yesterday, on my inner thigh & shin area, was pretty painful (its on The latest tattoo lowdown thread). With most tattoo's I have found even on some nasty spots you get some respite, but this was relentless. There didn't seen to be any easy bits. I know I hadn't had much sleep the night before, that might have had something to do with it. Even on the train home it stung so much it felt like Mario had followed me onto the train and was still tattooing me.

I like the way the uncovered lead from the machine is laying across his leg. But it's ok cause he's wearing gloves.

Tattooed by @mario desa @Frith Steet Tattoos. The picture is from Marios Instagram/Frith Street Site. It's on the inside of my thigh.

Thats really nice, @Tim Burke. I'm with Mario, this afternoon at 3pm.

Nor could I. He's either got a sense of humor or he's a total douchebag. On the evidence I would go for the douchebag option. If you search FBI badge on Google Images it's about the third one on the top row. Not one for putting himself out is Agent Oliver.

That was funny. I like the bit where the pryamid shape was drawn. Ha ha :D

Hey he's an FBI man too

ENDGAME: He sends this. This guy is priceless. And here's the picture I attached. Mugu is a word 419 scammers use to describe their intended victims. Hope everyone has enjoyed following this thread as much as I have putting it together. Now the death threats.:(

Ha ha Thats pretty gross.

I think he's getting a bit tetchy. Can't think why. Another email to my brother I think. See if we involve more members of my family. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On 21 May 2012 20:23, Agent David Oliver <[email protected]> wrote: Mike, You ask so much question, Send me the Moneygram ref number, because the picture did not show the money gram ref number. David

This jerk is as thick as shit. Christ on a bike! after all the crap I've sent him.

Some more stuff Here is some two and froing between myself and brother Gregg. With Agent David being cc'd in, of course. Hi Mikey Boi What the fuck you talking about? I don't remember anything about you giving me a Moneygram receipt. Love Greggy --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Greggy Boi Please tell me this is one of your jokes. Love Mikey --------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Mikey Boi Had you going there for a bit you dozy cunt. Ha ha I'll have look for it. LMFAO Greggy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Greggy Boi Very funny. Love Mikey ----------------------------------------------------------------------- An hour later Hi Mikey Boi You wouldn't believe the shit morning I've had. I can't find the receipt. I've looked everwhere for the fucking thing. I'm really not joking this time. I thought I might have left it at our sisters house, Marcia. Anyway to cut a long story short while I was driving over to her house I went into the back of some fuckers car. I probobly wasn't concentrating when I got to the traffic lights and the next thing - bang. The strange thing is that I couldn't see anyone in the drivers seat in the other car. Anyway the door of the car, that I hit, flew open and this dwarf (yes thats right a fucking dwarf) got out and came storming over to my car. He wasn't fucking happy, I can tell you. What shall I do about the receipt. Love Greggy --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Greggy Boi Never mind the receipt are you ok? I just remembered you took a photo of the Moneygram reciept on your phone, Friday night. Can you send that to David, instead. While it's fresh in my mind are you still interested in joining the Muff Divers Club, over in Muff, County Donagal You know both Sister Chlamydia & Sister Contra Seption are Muff Divers, don't you? They absolutely love it. Here's a link Muff Diving Donegal Ireland Scuba Diving Ireland Love Mikey

I've just sent this. Enter Greggy Boi and cc'd to David (Elliot Ness) Oliver. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Michael Brady <[email protected]> Date: 20 May 2012 09:14 Subject: Fwd: $800,000.00 Lottery Win To: [email protected] Cc: Agent David Oliver <[email protected]> Hi Greggy Boi You know that Moneygram receipt I gave you on Friday night to look after. Can you send a copy to that FBI bloke, David Oliver. His email is [email protected] Hey fancy bumping into Sister Chlamydia, on Friday. What a piece of luck. I forgot to mention. You know those delicious cheese flapjacks she makes well she gave me some the other week. It dosn't get any better than lying on the bed eating Sister Chlamdias cheesy flaps, on a Saturday morning, after a night out on the lash. Love Mikey

Konichiwa Tried a bottle of this tonight. Rather agreeable.

Here's the photo of the Moneygram receipt he is going to receive from my brother Greg. With strategically placed fingers hiding the important info (reference number & security question & answer).

He's still onboard He got back to me asking for a copy of the Moneygram order. He asked me to send the money via Western Union but I pointed out the original email said Western Union or Moneygram. I opted for Moneygram over Western Union as Western Union MTCN references can be tracked online, Moneygram has no such facility. So he can't check online to see if I'm fucking with him. The only way to find out is by him getting off his arse at visiting a Moneygram Agent in person. Anyway here is my latest email. This is where I introduce another member of the Brady Bunch, my brother Greg. Hi David One little thing. I hope you don't mind but I had to change the question and answer. You see in your email you said I should use TRUST as the question and GOD as the answer, I'm am a committed Christian, David, and to use the Good Lords name on a money order form would be wrong. I was speaking to Father Phil McAvity and Father Roger Boyes in the pub last night and they both agree. As the 2nd Commandment says Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain. I left the copy of the Moneygram receipt with my brother, Greg Brady, for safe keeping. I'll get him to send you a copy, Warm regards Mike

It sure was, I had to pay extra for that. :)

They've got some great stuff on that site. 419 is a reference to article 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code. I don't think my scammer is Nigerian, though. Nigerian scammers tend to be warm and friendly at first (all phoney of course). This arsehole makes a minimal effort and as a result probably gets little success. The scammers email address is [email protected]. So the person is probobly Eastern European. bigmir.net is a Ukrainian web portal.

And the latest Hi David As I haven't heard back from you I take it that it will be ok to send the fee via Moneygram as per the original email. I have to leave my house now as the local office closes at four o'clock on a Friday. That'll give me just enough time to draw the cash from the bank and do the transfer before it closes. Speak to you later. I have to go now. Kindest regards Mike Reply Mike, You can send money. David From me 20 minutes ago hello Davud What a day I've had. I only just gpt back from the pub. Great craic with my brother Greg celebratinh my lottery win. Guess what.In the post office I bumped into Sister Contra Seption & Sisper Chlamydia. They were buying some bat plugs or something. Thats one great feckin post office. They sell all sorts of stuff. Anyways I pledged a £20,000 Donation of my winninings to the local convent. I'ts the least I could do as they nursed my Daddy during his final weeks. Have you received the money David? When will I get my cheque? Best Mike

He got back to me this morning. A man of very few words. Mike, It can only be released to me when i pay the fund to the department.Today is Friday, you have just today to send the fund so as to get your check to you asap. I've sent this back Hi David I am a bit confused. I thought you said I had won this money but you are now saying I have to send the fee by today. Why is this. You didn't mention this in your original email? I take it I can send the money to your bank account via the post office transfer like I suggested in my email. What will happen if I can't get the money to you today? It's just that I'm not very mobile at the moment and have difficulty getting around. I only came out of hospital last tuesday and I am still recovering after having a strapadictome. Kindest regards Mike

@Duffa You're welcome. Ha ha

Well he hasn't got very much to say for himself. Mind you I like the strong silent type. Perhaps I'll ask him if he's into brass bands. :)

Oh yes. I'm going to press him to send me something before I send the payment (and accidentally loose the receipt, of course). I've already worked out the story for that. This will give me the opportunity introduce my brother Greg Brady, just to add to the confusion. Do you get the connection Mike Brady/Greg Brady?