Well i love these stories, i would say i was tattooing for like 2 months and i was doing a chest tattoo on this guy and i was done he jumped up as fast as he could looked in the mirror was super happy, i turned around to get my stuff to wrap him up and he passes out head first into my table. things went flying machines ink everything everywhere as he convulsed on the floor his girl friend is hold him yelling at me "WHAT DID YOU DO!" i was so i shock i just kinda stood there not sure what to do he finally came to and was fine. no blood just a giant mess to clean up. i look back and laugh to this day.