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I'm with @David Flores, I've always thought that it was a Jerry design.

@Brock Varty, only when being hoisted by minions. They're my domination gloves.

A little late to the party and dressed like a bum, per usual. To clarify, I'm not the asshat with the shitty beard, I'm the dude with the sunglasses in the background.

As a beer drinker and tattooed fellow from NJ as well, howdy.

Going to go ahead and disagree on all fronts.

Also, the tomatoes thing stems from them coming from the Americas and being related to the nightshade plant, they were scary because they were new. (and often were used as an aphrodisiac) Some of these feel like forwards from Grandma.

Pepsi logos, like the one CM has.

100% would wear an LST patch, the question is, do we go for rockers too?

Did anyone else see the torso that tony hundahl absolutely dominated in every sense of the word? I think I got pregnant with a raptor made of napalm looking at the damn thing. I got carried away, here it is. http://statigr.am/viewer.php#/detail/366006113053512959_15932884

I have a problem of my own, I saw some flash at the shop I first got tattooed at recently and remembered I didn't know whose flash my first tattoo was based off of. I asked at the shop, but they didn't know, which is annoying. I tried looking, I'm pretty sure it's by someone from Kansas City, but hopefully y'all will know better than I.

@dcostello I'm worried that we're going to have to get married soon. Forever homo

I think it was just you making a dumbass face. I looked at it while cracking up and half asleep.

@CultExciter,he's a fucking joke. Swallow all my cumm @dcostello I'm working on the picture, it will be my Magnum opus

@slayer9019 , you're a cool guy man, but it's Lucero. You can't be bad mouthin Lucero round these parts. edit: @dcostello , my name's flimflamflop (also a drunk invention) If you send me something, I will do my best to send you a picture of my taint AND my face at the same time.

Buy a henna kit and go to town.

When are we having a moderator free-for-all battle to establish supremacy?

I'm surprised it took ten pages for boobs.

I'd still smash.

Thou shalt not forego outlining Thou shalt not ask endless questions of this community Thou shalt look badass and intimidate the uninitiated.

@gougetheeyes, yeah, that's what I keep telling myself. But sometimes I just want to throw in the towel and get my biceps done now. Ugh. On a better note, this is healing wayyy better than anything on my legs ever has. Plus it wasn't quite as bad as my ribs. On a stupid note, I'm already trying to figure out what I want to put on my belly. ooof.

Mr. Brad Stevens of Adorned did the first session on my chest last night. Y'all weren't kiddin when you said it hurt... No pictures currently, I'll probably hold off until it's all done.

@CaptCanada, my life revolves around willing chodes.

It just needs a big strong arm. TROGDOR BURNINATE THE VILLAGE

If you don't understand art, fucking learn to. Jesus fucking Christ. No one was born with this skill. Look at good art, well painted or drawn works that respect scale and color, not some chick's deviant art. The entirety of the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art is available to view, for free, online. There are all of the Tattoo Age videos you can watch to see great tattoos and tattooers. If you won't learn to fucking understand art, we're not going to teach it to you. This isn't high school, we're not being paid. If you want to get a big boy tattoo take some goddamn responsibilities. You have repeatedly asked the same questions, and seemingly just thrown out anything you see at us. We are not your filter. We cannot and will not hold your hand. There is a time to ask questions, and there is a time to reflect, and read, and research. To try for yourself to understand something. You need to do what Graeme said and lurk more, read old threads here. There is so much information on here that if you are thorough there will be no need for you to ask any of these kinds of questions. Please listen to me. Don't continue to badger this already haggard community. Take this into your own hands.

That interview took a turn for the strange around the hour mark. Still interesting. Thanks for it @kylegrey