Jack

I drank a beer today. I'd just gotten my 12 hour token. Fuck.

That fucking Steve Byrne one. Fuck me. Damn

Fucking tattoos fuck you all

That reaper with the cross stake going through the heart cover is MAD

I saw that and immediately though " FUCK! i need it"

So @dcostello and @gougetheeyes we should pick some day and all show off our cool Lucero tattoos on the intrenets.

ask him why the FBI is dealing with your case, which is clearly international, when the CIA would theoretically be the agency charged with this.

Ahem, if this man isn't a gigantic badass with nuts the size of Cleavland because of that butterfly tattoo then I don't know what the world has come to

y'know, that's the one place I didn't go in that shop. Looks like I'll have to go back...

Wut?

Damn all doctors! Just spit whiskey on whatever isn't working, if that fails, you're boned.

I don't work out, i mean at all. But today i wanted to do some push-ups for giggles and my left forearm just felt really weird when i was putting weight on it, like the bone was 'vibrating?'

It wasn't the muscle, i don't think because that eventually got tired too. It was a very singular sensation.

Also, I need to start working out. Holy fuck I'm pretty skinny, but in really bad shape.

The day he died the city planted a tree in front of my house. We named it MCA, he keeps it fresh.

Jesus, I need to stay off the computer when I drink.

I just drank a quart bottle of peach schnapps.. I have a heart full of snakes. I'm mixing misery with gin, and I can't help but look into those eyes. I'm also shit faced.

Let's meet up soon. I'll be free as of Monday.

Drinking Islay whikys at my buddies house, 12 year Bowmore. On ice. So right.

Spose yer just gonna have to come out East then...

Vegan chili and Maneschewitz for dinner. Hooray Multiculturalism!

get a swastika tattoo on your forehead. no one's done that...wait...

I'm not sure if it's an AMERICAN quirk, but my penis is gigantic.

oh, and sweatpants. i fucking hate sweatpants.

freaks who get excited by tattoos (because they've heard tattooed girls f* better) to myself.

But... girls with tattoos are ...hotter...

(not to condone dorky face tattoos or anything)

i dreamed that I was going to get a friday the 13th tattoo and the guy doing it was like "hey, get a seahorse, fuck that other shit" I agreed for some reason, but i was legitimately bummed out that i was getting a seahorse on my forearm. Woke up so stoked I didn't have a seahorse.

That counts, right?