Hogrider

Am I the only one that things that gorilla looks a little like Homer Simpson???

There is not enough porn on the internet to get that image out of my head! :-)

As the old saying goes, "You can't fix stupid."

This commandment shall only apply to men. Verily, hot women shall ignore it.

We're all special and we should all get trophies just for showing up!

The twit can't even spam right.

Let's see; 50% of marriages end in divorce but only 17% regret their tattoos ... Get the tattoo!!!

Methinks you speaketh like a dandy young sir! It matters naught what sayeth you regarding yon opinion of mine.

Everyone is 10 feet tall and bullet proof on the Internet. Although, the way you drone on, think you are an expert on something you actually know nothing about, and are judgmental about people who actually know more than you does lend credence to your claim to academia. I'm not almost a doctorate, but I do know enough to read the rules before posting. Try it almost-doctor, it will save you much embarrassment.

An afternoon of pain for a lifetime of bragging rights! :-)

For me, I like my artists work, I think he kills the Japanese style, he's close by and I trust him. I don't really feel the need to go to someone else at this point. If I wanted something in a style that I didn't think he would do well, I'd go to somebody else, but for now, I'm sticking with him. We're actually planning a Tibetan skull, with background, to wrap around the middle of my back to under my nipple; from my pants waist to a few inches under my armpit. We're still working out the details, but it should be cool.

I watched it when it first came out. With all of the terrible crap on TV and Cable I can't believe that they cancelled this show after just one season.

Before I go I'm going to use drugs and get drunk!

I have an appointment with my tattoo predator this weekend to decide what part of me he is going to abuse next! :-)

I've been playing with an old school hard rock band:

Good luck. I lost 25 before Christmas and am planning to lose 20 more before I start my next big piece at the end of March.

I feel bad about all the problems you are having so I found a dragon for you:

Keep looking, that Dragon is jacked. The tail is coming out of its crotch, the right wing is coming out of its ass, can't tell where the left wing is coming from. ieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! - - - Updated - - - Don't worry, we won't hold it against you!

Hold it, tattoos itch?????? :-)

For those of you that live alone, how do you perform after care for a back piece? There are some places that I just can't reach to wash and put A&D or Coco Butter on until it's fully healed. Thanks.

You could start by reading the thread entitled what makes a good tattoo. If you can't tell a shit tattoo from a decent tattoo then you probably haven't looked at enough tattoos. It takes time and effort. Download tattoos by tattooers respected on this forum and compare them to the tattoos in the crappy tattoo threads. Go on YouTube and look at episodes of tattoo wars. Listen to the advice from people on here, most of who know a lot more than me. You'll likely get a tattoo commiserate with the effort you put into finding a good tattoo artist.

Please do :-) It would be unseemly for a man to start that thread!

I agree! :-)

Actually I think PRISON could be unsafe! :-)

+1 I hate excuses ... and shortcuts. Do it right or don't do it. What kind of academic contribution is someone going to make with last-minute "research" hastily gathered from an online forum? You don't have any idea who you are gathering information from, no controls, no basis for judging their opinions, etc, etc, etc. Learn a few rules about academic research. Getting your Master's degree is an achievement because when it's done right, it's hard work and time consuming. When you take short cuts you cheapen the value of a degree for everyone.