ChrisvK

I went to the gym today. Bad idea. CRAAAAZY fluid retention around my knee. Haha. I look elephantmanny.

Off topic, but I bet the kids in his elementary school tortured the hell out of him with that last name.
They say bullying builds character.

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Theres a lot to be said for a bit of vitamin D and happiness for weight-loss and health .

Hell yeah! Scored an appt with Jeff Gogue!! Fucking stoked!!

Cheers.

Squidpants.

got my shit back together and lost the weight i gained after i started not giving a fuck about anything and drinking too much when my girl left me.
I'm 1,89m and weigh 80,5kg atm but with a high (20ish%, can't be sure with those electric measure devices) so now i can focus again on losing fat and improving my shape. Got the mindset back and this time i won't fail

Hey he's an FBI man too

My appointment with Robert Ryan is Monday.
Can't wait.

Some more stuff
Here is some two and froing between myself and brother Gregg. With Agent David being cc'd in, of course.
Hi Mikey Boi
What the fuck you talking about?
I don't remember anything about you giving me a Moneygram receipt.
Love Greggy
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Hi Greggy Boi
Please tell me this is one of your jokes.
Love
Mikey
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Hi Mikey Boi
Had you going there for a bit you dozy cunt. Ha ha
I'll have look for it.
LMFAO
Greggy
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Hi Greggy Boi
Very funny.
Love
Mikey
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An hour later
Hi Mikey Boi
You wouldn't believe the shit morning I've had.
I can't find the receipt. I've looked everwhere for the fucking thing. I'm really not joking this time.
I thought I might have left it at our sisters house, Marcia.
Anyway to cut a long story short while I was driving over to her house I went into the back of some fuckers car.
I probobly wasn't concentrating when I got to the traffic lights and the next thing - bang.
The strange thing is that I couldn't see anyone in the drivers seat in the other car.
Anyway the door of the car, that I hit, flew open and this dwarf (yes thats right a fucking dwarf) got out and came storming over to my car.
He wasn't fucking happy, I can tell you.
What shall I do about the receipt.
Love
Greggy
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Hi Greggy Boi
Never mind the receipt are you ok?
I just remembered you took a photo of the Moneygram reciept on your phone, Friday night.
Can you send that to David, instead.
While it's fresh in my mind are you still interested in joining the Muff Divers Club, over in Muff, County Donagal
You know both Sister Chlamydia & Sister Contra Seption are Muff Divers, don't you? They absolutely love it.
Here's a link
Muff Diving Donegal Ireland Scuba Diving Ireland
Love
Mikey

This thread gets a +1.

I hate his neck piece. just sayin'

Dat Bass

When you post on a tattoo message board asking people like us if you are an alcoholic.
DOES THIS GIVE YOU AN ERECTION?

Some people don't get that there is a difference between 18 years of experience and 1 year of experience 18 times. :-)

Megan Wilson posted this on Instagram recently with the caption "San Quentin/Folsom Prison Body Suit":

Tomorrow is the day!! Stoked. Can't wait to show you guys some pics!

no no no. That is the best time for message boards.
:D

Ooooooofffff... I said I was going out for 1 on Wednesday night and came back with 2.... she's still not talkin' to me. I should do it more often.
CG

I just drank a quart bottle of peach schnapps.. I have a heart full of snakes. I'm mixing misery with gin, and I can't help but look into those eyes. I'm also shit faced.

bit more photoshopped celebs, actually just one celeb...:NICOLAS CAGE CAN PLAY EVERYONE

I just watched "The Fly" and have a firm grip on teleportation. Ill be there once my particle reversal equipment comes VIA Fedex (I got 2 day free shipping from amazon).

You're lucky I'm super neurotic and keep shit forever like a god damn hoarder.

THERE SHE BLOWS.

I definitely toss around getting a Lucero tattoo more often than I should...