I got tattooed in a motel, but it was by Rollo, and I got tattooed in a bedroom by a semi-reputable tattooer. Forgive me, @Dan S, for I have sinned.
(I also got tattooed in a museum once.)
I can't find it now, but someone recently posted the Willy Wonka meme that said something to the effect of, "Oh, you want to get something you googled as a tattoo? Tell me more about how getting flash is unoriginal."