When I was in high school, a guy I knew got his last name, huge, misspelled, across his belly in old english. What do you do with that? Change your last name.
Ok, that is hilarious. I think just based on having a few visible tattoos I have gotten some pretty ridiculous suggestions on after care from strangers. I myself am an unscented curel and aquafor girl. Seems to work just fine. And sunscreen! I have an obvious un-tan line around my tattoos on my driving arm.