Areas of your body you WON'T tattoo

[reverend1]

imagine using a urinal next to him.. it would be pretty hard not to catch it out of the corner of your eye! I'm curious to know if anyone on the forum has ever woken up one day and thought.. what i really want from life is to turn my penis into a dragon.

Lol, yeah I'm not sure how you reach that decision. BTW we never catch anything out of the corner of our eye at the urinal. If fact I'm fairly certain you go temporarily blind when using a urinal.

[hollyjoybee]

Lol, yeah I'm not sure how you reach that decision. BTW we never catch anything out of the corner of our eye at the urinal. If fact I'm fairly certain you go temporarily blind when using a urinal.

haha... yeah i'm pretty ignorant to urinal etiquette! thankfully! :/

[tatB]

imagine using a urinal next to him.. it would be pretty hard not to catch it out of the corner of your eye! I'm curious to know if anyone on the forum has ever woken up one day and thought.. what i really want from life is to turn my penis into a dragon.

hahaha seems like you have a lot of thoughts about this. have you been looking at the pictures for the past 2 hours? if you dream about riding a dragon tonight I think it is safe to say it has a deeper meaning.

[hollyjoybee]

hahaha seems like you have a lot of thoughts about this. have you been looking at the pictures for the past 2 hours? if you dream about riding a dragon tonight I think it is safe to say it has a deeper meaning.

yeah i think it's safe to say i've overthought the situation and defo need to get out more haha!

[reverend1]

Yep different topic needed. This I without a doubt the most I've thought about someone's else's happy parts.

[hollyjoybee]

Yep different topic needed. This I without a doubt the most I've thought about someone's else's happy parts.

'Happy Parts'.... stealing this!

[reverend1]

'Happy Parts'.... stealing this!

Lol, for some reason I felt uncomfortable using other nouns when talking to a woman I've never met. Weird, I know.

[hollyjoybee]

I dont thnk that makes you weird.. i think it makes you polite !

[oldmansea]

speaking of man bits.... Dragon: Not Safe for Work ‹ Stewart Robson

***this not me. i have no dragons any where on my body.

How do you step into a shop and ask for THAT ?!

[youthcrewalex]

ive said my face but i have a feeling that one day i may, id not get my butt hole or smelly bridge done tho! no way. everywhere else is fair game.

[else]

Imagine being the unsuspecting other when you see that for the first time.

You would *have to* mention something like that ahead of time!!

I'm not sure how that conversation would go though...

him: I have a dragon in my pants

her(?): That's what they all say!!

[CaptCanada]

There is a tebori artist here in Japan that tattooed his own member. He had to do it in 30 minute intervals cause of the pain. But the end result is a snake where the head is where the tip his penis is.... imagine that coming at ya'.

[Guest theyearsummerendedinjune]

Literally anywhere on the head, and anywhere below the nipple line as weird as that sounds.

[OrlandoFerron]

i dont get tattoos where judges can see them

[cltattooing]

Pretty much just throat and face, I'm not much opposed to anything else except for tattoos that are expressly meant as crotch pieces. No beef, just not for me.

[real meta]

speaking of man bits.... Dragon: Not Safe for Work ‹ Stewart Robson

***this not me. i have no dragons any where on my body.

Humor and novelty aside, I would like to say that @Stewart Robson did a really great job with that tattoo. Seriously, it's the best genital tattoo I've ever seen, and I used to frequent BME.

[Delicious]

holy fuck, that dick tattoo is amazing.... though honestly, I dont think I could be with a man with his dick tattooed... any um, intimate moments, the dragon would be glaring at me.

How did he deal with the pain? I wonder if it hurt more because he was uncircumcised? Idk I hope im not being too crass here.

[SacramentoDan]

the only two places I wouldn't get tattooed is my face and my penis/balls

[Stewart Robson]

I'll answer a few questions in no specific order RE: Penis Dragon.

That customer came to the shop after searching for someone who would be willing to do the tattoo.

I agreed to do it because he was clear about what he did and didn't want from the tattoo and unlike others who inquire about similar work, he didn't seem to be 'getting off' talking about it. Also he wanted a tattoo that looked good, rather than just a tattoo that obliterated his genitals.

It's his only tattoo.

He's not what I would call a 'tattoo person' he doesn't really care about tattoos, he just knows what he wants and expects a high quality outcome.

He has a profession where you would never know or see his tattoo. I'm told the only person who will see it is his long term wife.

He handled the pain exceptionally well. He applied Emla cream before I tattooed the head of his penis but it seemed to wear off fairly quickly.

He tells me the most painful part was his scrotum. That was also the most difficult part to design, draw and tattoo. I didn't need to see his penis erect to design or tattoo it. Tattooing involves stretching skin and it's possible to predict how skin will distort. He assures me it looks great at all times and all angles.

That tattoo is by far the most technically challenging, stressful and difficult work I've ever produced.

[Graeme]

I'll answer a few questions in no specific order RE: Penis Dragon.

That customer came to the shop after searching for someone who would be willing to do the tattoo.

I agreed to do it because he was clear about what he did and didn't want from the tattoo and unlike others who inquire about similar work, he didn't seem to be 'getting off' talking about it. Also he wanted a tattoo that looked good, rather than just a tattoo that obliterated his genitals.

It's his only tattoo.

He's not what I would call a 'tattoo person' he doesn't really care about tattoos, he just knows what he wants and expects a high quality outcome.

He has a profession where you would never know or see his tattoo. I'm told the only person who will see it is his long term wife.

He handled the pain exceptionally well. He applied Emla cream before I tattooed the head of his penis but it seemed to wear off fairly quickly.

He tells me the most painful part was his scrotum. That was also the most difficult part to design, draw and tattoo. I didn't need to see his penis erect to design or tattoo it. Tattooing involves stretching skin and it's possible to predict how skin will distort. He assures me it looks great at all times and all angles.

That tattoo is by far the most technically challenging, stressful and difficult work I've ever produced.

Almost everything I know about genital tattooing I know from reading Phil Sparrow who made it sound like it was nearly impossible to make a good looking tattoo on a penis, so well done sir.

[David Flores]

I haven't checked out this thread in a long time, nice work @Stewart Robson, as always,.

[Mike Clayton]

I would never tattoo front neck face knuckles or hands.

[Genie of the West]

I thought of a new one to add on top of the face which is the armpit. Way too painful and I would have to shave my armpits often just to sport them anyway. I'll most likely NEVER tattoo my armpits.

I'm open to neck and hands after I retire though.

[Mike Clayton]

I thought of a new one to add on top of the face which is the armpit. Way too painful and I would have to shave my armpits often just to sport them anyway. I'll most likely NEVER tattoo my armpits.

I'm open to neck and hands after I retire though.

I am too probably

[JoelRhys Dudley]

there aren't many places i wouldn't tattoo however 'when' certainly comes into account for example ive never been a fan of the "warped tour body suit" as dringenberg puts it in his interview so ive always intended to tattoo my neck/throat when at least my torso is is full (not necessarily including my back) and same for me hands, both of my arms will be pretty much full after this weekends tattoo but also another factor for me is family, without sounding morbid i will probably wait until my granddad isn't around anymore to tattoo my hands/neck simply out of respect to him, he's too old now to start lecturing on what tattoos mean to me and all that jazz, one day i learned of his dislike of them and he told me never to get any while i was sitting there in a long sleeve shirt and jeans with my arm and leg and a lot of my front tattoo'd needless to say it was awkward.