slang terms that make you cringe?

[Brock Varty]

Bro, do you even YOLO?

[cltattooing]

#swag #swag #swag

[deadsp0t]

#swag #swag #swag

People with swag are awesome, they rarely mess up my order and make sure my fries are hot!!!

[cltattooing]

People with swag are awesome, they rarely mess up my order and make sure my fries are hot!!!

well that's gotta be some next-level swag, cause they're always forgetting the hotsauce and putting ice in my drink.

[Brock Varty]

swagifiedtasticificationism

[deadsp0t]

well that's gotta be some next-level swag' date=' cause they're always forgetting the hotsauce and putting ice in my drink.[/quote']

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

High quality swag in my area

[Brock Varty]

Don't be jelly brah...

[deadsp0t]

No jelly on my fries please :D

[Graeme]

A guy came into my work wearing this shirt:

Of course swag doesn't come cheap and that's why you're wearing a $30 t-shirt from Foot Locker and not a Rolex, fool.

[cltattooing]

the whole concept of hood rich is some crazy shit.

[CultExciter]

@cltattooing

[Delicious]

If that was my child, I would beat the breaks off of him. Like seriously?

He ruined that expensive car, plus all the other cars she has to pay to fix.

Little fucking idiot.

Damn you @CultExciter, making me rage over here.

[cltattooing]

I think my opinions are too political to comment on that, haha.

[CultExciter]

Doing hood rat stuff with my friends.

[ShawnPorter]

Say what now? (ps: this drawing is still better than the tattoo I posted earlier. As such, I get a free pass to say "I wanna use my tatgun to tattyzap this, bro".

It's funny cause it looks like a cock. Wearing pants. squid Pants.

[JAllen]

I'm just going to start saying permanent dermis pigment retention patterns.

[cltattooing]

I'm just going to start saying permanent dermis pigment retention patterns.

Oh that's good. I kind of like transdermal polychromatism, sounds sort of like a skin condition or a genetic mutation.

[Brock Varty]

I just realized that my political roots were about to get down in this thread...whoops. Best not let that be happening.

[Nathanb19]

I overheard someone say the words I'm getting "tatty blasted" and that really made me want to strangle them.

[TattooedMumma]

All those terms are fine by me.... As long as a tattooer is using them. If the person doesn't tattoo and uses them, I wanna smash their head down into their neck.

I'm a jerk

that's me ! * nodding head*

I hate hate hate it when friends or random strangers without any tattoos start dropping words like tat, inked etc but I don't care one bit when its a person with a tattoo or covered etc, and hey my name here has the word inked ;)

[spookysproul]

I frequently have un- or barely-tattooed coworkers discussing my "ink" or "tats" with me. Those terms, or variations thereof, make my skin crawl. I think because it implies a familiarity - a "tight bros from way back when," if you will - that they very clearly don't have. Maybe I thought to much about it.

That being said, I enjoy saying "zaps." I think I'm using it in a tongue-in-cheek manner, but I imagine that doesn't make it any less obnoxious.

[TattooedMumma]

I recently read on instagram a tattooist write something along the lines of doing tatty zappin- it just sounded really immature. something I would have expected to hear from young boys in early high school trying to sound cool...

[Boxing Gloves]

"Getting ink," or anything similar. Especially because of this song

[GrayCatLove]

I'm not a fan of slang in general. I call them tattoos, done by a tattoo machine tipped with a needle filled with ink.

I guess I say a tattoo is "done" instead of "tattooed." That's as "slang-y" as I get.

[Bigboy67]

I hate hate hate when non tattooed folk see a B&G tattoo and call it a "black and white" tattoo. I used to correct them, but now if I hear it I let it slide because I know other tattooed folk will be able to use that as their cue to stop talking to that person about tattoos. It's almost like a name tag that says "I know jack shit about tattoos"