Bizzaro products aka 'wtf that shit is crazy, open up an eBay page'

[irezumi]

Occasionally I see something that just baffles me in nature as to someone's ingenuity or amazes me that a room full of marketing people agreed that ___ product or ad is suitable.

I think I have to get one of these just for the sake of putting on my phone immediately prior to going into the grocery store or airport. I don't even really know anything about manga or care but this is pretty damn funny. Sorry ladies please don't be offended.

Don't scroll down if there's a nsfw issue; no nudes but might not be work safe

Need this to say this thread might wind up with a lot of pictures from Japanese vending machines.

[Cork]

I'm at work, so I can't really Google it to pull up pictures, but they have mousepads with the same design.

[cltattooing]

The Japanese make the craziest shit! I'm pretty sure you can buy used panties from vending machines in Japan.

[irezumi]

'real texture'?

[Sean Sinha]

My buddy Mark is in a band called Insolence who makes it to Japan regularly to perform, they are famous out there. He was walking by a vending machine and got me a bobble head...of himself. It was pretty amazing. You can literally find anything in a Japanese vending machine. Crabs, Video Games, hell, I bet you can find a tattoo machine in one. It's ridiculous.

[irezumi]

[Pugilist]

'real texture'?

Yeah, I think that betrays that the principal market for such products may be people with no point of comparison...

[irezumi]

Hahaha

[Graeme]

Not even coming close to Japanese-levels of WTF-ness, but enough for me to take a picture of it: temporary face tattoos for kids

[Harlot]

My kids would love that.

[CultExciter]

I had to send to my office. We're in the "creative" field so it was safe to do so. Marketing genius.

[MadeIndelible]

Experimental Japanese poppy hip hop "dedicated to the Freewheelin' Bob Dylan."

[smiling.politely]

In reference to those aforementioned legendary vending machines... Japan's Panty Vending Machines: The Unreal Hyperbole (and Honest Truth)

[cltattooing]

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In reference to those aforementioned legendary vending machines... Japan's Panty Vending Machines: The Unreal Hyperbole (and Honest Truth)

Well damn, filing that one away in the Santa Claus cabinet

[omeletta]

I believe 'Baby Wee-wee' might count as a bizzaro product, a doll that wees into your face:

Can't imagine this has ever sold really.