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Some real groundbreaking data driven findings here. Somehow I don't think me and my beardo, @DJDeepFried, are the only horrible couple on LST who are defying the laws of passion as reported by worthy news source Mail Online. All we can say is it's a good thing we found each other and are able to see past these grotesque flaws. ;)

Why bearded men and tattooed women are guaranteed passion killers | Mail Online

It depends on the tattoos. I was with a girl who had a Tinkerbell tramp stamp and that was kind of a turn off. I just couldn't stop thinking about why she would get that. If it would've been a phoenix back piece, it would've been a big turn on. Oh well, maybe some guys enjoy Disney characters.

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Like my grandpa always said "there's an ass for every seat". They probably interviewed a handful of squares. Good thing is, all the tattooed women and bearded men will be available for each other, and not have to waste their time on closed-minded, shallow idiots.

First thing I did when I got divorced 12 years ago was grow a beard and get more tattoos. Am happily married now and my wife, no ink (lives vicariously through my ink), encourages me to cover-up my old tattoos with new bolder, larger ones. Guess they got us wrong too.

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