Gia Dobson Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 ....The Hell Is This Mess? | Dlisted Thursday, January 13th 2011 ....The Hell Is This Mess? Why is rapper Gucci Mane (more like Marshalls Rattail) still trying to convince us that he's crazier than a former Club MTV dancer? That is the only explanation for why Gucci Mane got three scoops of blue (?) ice cream tattooed on his face cheek. If this isn't a yodel for a straitjacket, then I don't know what is. Getting an ice cream cone tattoo on your face is only okay if you've served time at the Kingdom of Caring Penitentiary. That's their equivalent of a teardrop tattoo. When your face is starting to look like a water damaged Lisa Frank folder that's collecting dust in the corner of a junior high school homeroom, it's time to file for divorce from the tattoo needle for good. Gucci Mane may not regret this decision tomorrow morning, but he'll definitely regret it ONE morning. Even the tattoo artist is trying to gulp down the regret he feels from being an active participant in this fuckery. * * Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochlan Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 This has been all over Twitter and Robin posted it in the Questionable Tattoo Ideas thread. Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight-Lines Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 You can add tumblr to the list too. Im almost tired of seeing this picture. Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5093 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tammy Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 well it totally would be lame without the red lightening...that pulls it all together. Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5095 Share on other sites More sharing options...
diadelajen Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 He is such a "cool" guy that it's hot. Oh, I get it now! Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogg Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Perhaps this will illuminate things a bit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4SGZQ2Tuqc "So Icey" was Gucci's first big hit. It was a collab with Young Jeezy, but the two had a falling out over payment and x amount of drama ensued. Fast forward to present day and, believe it or not, Gucci is one of the biggest rappers out now. "So Icey" gave way to his trademark ad lib, "BRRR!", which can be heard over and over here: And seeing as his most recent hit was "Lemonade," I think it's safe to assume that this is a man who really appreciates summery refreshments. Boom: ice cream zap. I still prefer Yung Joc's Spongebob chillin' on the side of his head: Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gougetheeyes Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Hogg is obviously a rap genius and scholar. In other news, this makes me want to shoot myself in the eyeball. Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maryd Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 "Dear father satan:if my record sells enough to pay for my sweet H necklace , I will tattoo my face with an icecream cone to rep the dark master, and bring icecream to the crossroads (if it doesn't melt). brrr!" Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5181 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannerman217 Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 he can afford those chains but couldn's buy himself a decent looking tattoo lol if you are gonna do an ice cream cone on someones face it should def look a whole lot better than that Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsRad Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 it kind of reminds me of this: "ice cream eating mother fucker" Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockelMan Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Maybe people were starting to forget who he was and wanted his face all over the news and social network sites Quote Link to comment https://www.lastsparrowtattoo.com/forum/t/429-the-hell-is-this-mess/#findComment-5358 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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