Make up a weird book title

[donbcivil]

OK folks, I'm wondering what the weirdest book title you can invent is? Read...GO!

"With Cheese In My Bitter Embrace"

"SQL Server For Felons"

"Jaunty Seattle Battle Ponies"

"I Tattoo The Elderly"

"Room Service For Seven: The Circus Chronicles"

"Sherlock Holmes and The Case of the Self Loathing Apothecary"

"Shakespeare in Sheboygan"

"Cryptic Nasal Performances"

[Shannon Shirley]

Isnt this putting the cart before the horse?

[Beth]

When Your Lungs Meet the Ocean.

The Chefs Meat Stick: 101 Manly Recipes She Wont Be Able to Resist.

Your Dog is Not In Heaven: How To Explain the Death of a Pet to Children.

:D this is fun!

[Brock Varty]

Eatin' Dicks: A story of a cat and a goldfish

[Beth]

hahahaha

[slayer9019]

"Satan and Me: Building a relationship with your Dark Lord"

"This Book is Worse than the Movie"

"101 Uses for Barbed Wire"

"The Ultimate Guide to Kitten Mittens"

[Tight-Lines]

"The Only Way to Skin a Cat"

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I should also add, that it would be fully illustrated with my personal drawings.

[cltattooing]

When Your Lungs Meet the Ocean.

The Chefs Meat Stick: 101 Manly Recipes She Wont Be Able to Resist.

Your Dog is Not In Heaven: How To Explain the Death of a Pet to Children.

:D this is fun!

oh god, I laughed so hard

"Trapped Wind: 199 Haikus to Entertain Guests"

[Dan]

OK folks, I'm wondering what the weirdest book title you can invent is? Read...GO!

"With Cheese In My Bitter Embrace"

"SQL Server For Felons"

"Jaunty Seattle Battle Ponies"

"I Tattoo The Elderly"

"Room Service For Seven: The Circus Chronicles"

"Sherlock Holmes and The Case of the Self Loathing Apothecary"

"Shakespeare in Sheboygan"

"Cryptic Nasal Performances"

"she died two days after the day before yesterday" :(

[Delicious]

The Cat's Revenge by Claude Bauls

[joakim urma]

Down in the basement, alone with the hip bones - an introduction to Elliot Smith for the severely handicapped

[DavidR]

[xcom]

My mom is not yours - A story about your mom.

[marley mission]

The Pros and Cons of Running with Scissors

[xcom]

The Pros and Cons of Running with Scissors

LOL!

You should make a followup one with "The Pros and Cons of Running with your toothbrush in your mouth"

[Marwin3000]

"While the rainbows sleep"

[AverageJer]

To Zero and Back

One Size Fits Nothing

How To Sleep Underwater

Tales From Inside a Vacuum