Funniest Tattoo You Have...

[conor blue eyes]

did this one about a week ago. gal comes in and says "i want a garden gnome, snatching some panties"/

say no more. im fucking sold.

[conor blue eyes]

guy comes in a few years back, part of a construction crew. smelled like weed and beer first thing in the morning. the tattoos on his face let me know he was serious when he asked for a " hood spongebob". best ever.

[ShawnPorter]

Dave: So. What were you thinking about?

Me: Dunno. Maybe a trailer trash pin up girl.

Dave: I thought you wanted a Japanese demon?

Me: That works too. Pick which one you want and draw it up, I'm going to watch a movie.

Dave: Ok.

Haha.

[conor blue eyes]

did this one the other day.

mariachi t-rex.. OLE!

[Paulywhore]

did this one about a week ago. gal comes in and says "i want a garden gnome, snatching some panties"/

say no more. im fucking sold.

damn I bet she cam in all commando too, you are my hero Conor.

[Paulywhore]

guy comes in a few years back, part of a construction crew. smelled like weed and beer first thing in the morning. the tattoos on his face let me know he was serious when he asked for a " hood spongebob". best ever.

lol what the hell are people in florida smoking? spong bob on a construction workers hands? never seen that out here in cali, Now that would make for good tv, fucking garden gnomes on trailer trash chicks with no panties and spong bobs on bikers and shit, sounds a hell of a lot better than watching Garver tattoo a crazy piece on some jock thats crying about some anal herpies he ex gave him, nothing againts Garver, shit I really want to get tattooed by him, its just if Conor's had a show I wouid be watching that laughing my ass off.

[conor blue eyes]

lol what the hell are people in florida smoking? spong bob on a construction workers hands? never seen that out here in cali, Now that would make for good tv, fucking garden gnomes on trailer trash chicks with no panties and spong bobs on bikers and shit, sounds a hell of a lot better than watching Garver tattoo a crazy piece on some jock thats crying about some anal herpies he ex gave him, nothing againts Garver, shit I really want to get tattooed by him, its just if Conor's had a show I wouid be watching that laughing my ass off.

ahha thanks man. i don't know what about me puts me in the position to be able to tattoo stuff like this all the time. im just blessed with the gift of reeling in people for the craziest stuff. i didn't know people wore underwear until i left florida.... hah

[JoKno]

Not one that I have, but I just saw this gem tonight and had to share it.

[conor blue eyes]

a black cock with your name on it.

[Rebushido]

my toes!

haha

to much bintang beer in indonesia.. i insisted on having "Hate Love" instead of the other way around..

haha

[cfmartin67]

This is part of a larger piece done by Aaron Coleman, but I’m sure you can figure this one out!

Edited December 15, 2017 by cfmartin67

[Hands On]

wow.. i'm pretty bummed that i didn't come across this thread sooner! now many of the photos are no longer attached. =/ 

[Dan]

when pigs fly LOL

now keep in mind,these are mostly from the early 80's,

and I had it touched up a little.

 

 

Edited December 28, 2017 by Dan

[Michaelshane]

[mario]

I guess this would be the funniest tattoo that I have lol