Funniest Tattoo You Have...

[Rob_Gilk]

sorry all, this is the clawrocket, I enjoy doing these small goofy tattoos.

Edited September 30, 2010 by tammy

[Patrick]

Here is Lord Sharkington III. He's a gentlemanly fire breathing shark coming out of some slimy fleshy rose petals...and there are some spider webs too. Why not?

He was tattooed by Orrin Hurley.

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[Dani Oakley]

in the thug life pic, its like the belly of a truck driver with lady hands...

Those are clearly the masculine hands of a hard working man! haha

[MsRad]

did this on a girl..

I LOVE THIS!

coincidentally, i also have a set of decapitated "edge" hands, but they weren't done in a sketch garage and they're not relevant to this forum.

the bloody tampon with wings is awesome.

[Rob_Gilk]

Thanks for the kind words, I love Lord Sharkington and blow hard and bunnys vag monster,hilarious .

[hambone]

i got this for my first wedding anniversary...my balls in a jar on top of the fridge, where my wife keeps em..haha..

[dari]

Hambone, that's hot!

[hogg]

This one's by Jeff Rassier, but everyone seems to know that without my having to tell them:

It's a panther-headed eagle versus a hot stuff-headed snake.

And another fun one by Heath Preheim:

[Patrick]

Welcome to the forum dude! I love that Rassier piece, but I'm pretty sure you already knew that. Haha.

[Patrick]

So I like Futurama. What about it?

[hogg]

Patrick! Stoked to see you here, Homie. Love that Zoidberg tat. Who did it?

[Perez]

I was working in this little streetshop a few years back that was filled with tons of crappy flash, one dead ass winter day, my co-worker and I each picked the 3 craziest/funniest/shittiest pieces we could find, made copies, wadded them up, threw them in a cup, shook it and drew one each. I got the "Original Tattoo Brand™" Punkrock duck.

[Lochlan]

These are some pretty funny tattoos and the stories that go with them keep me laughing. Thanks everyone and as always....keep em coming.......

[dari]

That punkrock duck is pretty hot, aren't you scared people will steal your non-idea?

[Jake]

I was working in this little streetshop a few years back that was filled with tons of crappy flash, one dead ass winter day, my co-worker and I each picked the 3 craziest/funniest/shittiest pieces we could find, made copies, wadded them up, threw them in a cup, shook it and drew one each.

I got a similar story. Killing time in the shop my buddy used to work at in Vegas and we stumbled upon this gem (aka the stupidest flash in the shop). Lo and behold it ended up on my skin. The "2012" was just a freehand add-on cuz we started joking about the apocolaypse and saying these space monkeys from the future are what 2012 is really going to be about.

[Patrick]

Patrick! Stoked to see you here, Homie. Love that Zoidberg tat. Who did it?

Thanks man! Dylan Tate at White Tiger Tattoo in Rochester, NY did it.

[Perez]

Oh, I forgot. I also have a Caddyshack tattoo.

[The Hyena]

FUCK YES! That's awesome.

[Jake]

Oh, I forgot. I also have a Caddyshack tattoo.

Fucking winner right there! I totally hear that song when I read the "I'M ALRIGHT" down at the bottom... and then I have visions of Bill Murray

[Jake]

so I just saw this gem on a homie in the studio I was recording in last week:

LEWLISW stands for

"Live Every Week Like It's Shark Week"

hahahahaha so great!

he said it was done by Erick Lynch @ Redemption Tattoo in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

[Hugh_Bastard]

i really want to tattoo this one still!!!!!

[Lochlan]

here are some relevant threads and blogs:

Good Client Behavior

Your Favorite Clients & Client Experiences

Cancellation List

Tattoos Today and Research

Tattoo appointment etiquette

Least Painful Spot to get Tattooed

Most Painful Spot to get Tattooed

Yelp and Tattoo Shops

Best Post Tattoo Care

Tattooers Most Hated Request

LST Preferred Tattoo Professionals

Question for Tattoo Customers, Tattooers Portfolios

Now That I'm Sixty, Do I regret it?

Walk-in Horror Stories

Cable Invasion

Artist That Sign Their Tattoos

[ShawnPorter]

I don't have a decent picture of the tattoo, but here's the watercolor (By Rick Lohm of HALO in Syracuse, who also did the tattoo) that spawned it.

Story-

Once the big owl trend really started hitting hard, I decided it was time for the noble Turkey to be the next "It" tattoo bird. Eagles, Owls, Swallows.... they've all had their turn. So every time Rick would post a tattoo of an eagle on his facebook, I'd comment that it didn't really look like a turkey and that he should try harder. Habitually harassing him until he finally painted this to shut me up- A portrait of me as the devil Turkey.

The milk was because Rick likes milk- we didn't even get the "cry over spilt milk" thing until after he tattooed it on me.

The turkey has yet to get it's turn, but it's coming.

[dari]

Great story. Turkeys can be pretty fierce, a wild one attacked my car last year right before thanksgiving, he was pissed!

[ShawnPorter]

They're horrific creatures in person, yeah. Weird dinosaur holdovers.