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So remember what I was saying about 2012 being the year of the male tattoo model?


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The 2014 'tattoo model' look, as far as I can tell. Massive beard & slicked back hair.

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Hey don't hate on my steez. (Okay my beard's not that massive but I'm working on it.)

^^ steez :D

He's very current with his look... But his sayings are straight outta the 90s.

Maybe that's current, too, come to think of it. 90s are back in action.

Yeah -- the 1890s!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPKe9OfWs-M&feature=kp"

The 2014 'tattoo model' look, as far as I can tell is a massive beard & slicked back hair.

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Try the Tattoo section of Pinterest. All the ladies seem to be quite moist over them. They are posted almost as often as feathers turning into birds and infinity-words. And the comments! One that was memorable: "put babies in my belly!"
  • 2 weeks later...
I HATE these fucking beardos.

All of a sudden it's a fucking trend, beards and tattoos, and perfectly quaffed(sp) hair.

Eat a dick. Seriously. I've rocked a beard since I was 26, I'm 39 now. I have to see ads for TV shows about beard competitions, beard care products, and the like.

IT'S FUCKING FACIAL HAIR.

I blame the internet. It truly has ruined EVERYTHING.

Tattooed barber shop dandies can fuck off.

*end rant

You should have added that being a viking has nothing to do with how well-groomed your beard is, it's about HOW WELL YOU FIGHT. I wouldn't want one of these vegan milquetoasts having my back.

John Joseph is unlikely to write a poem about his fixed gear bicycle though so he's cool.

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Though if John Joseph wrote a song that was like "FIXED GEAR COMIN YOUR WAY" it would be hard as fuck.

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