Viceometer

[jade1955]

Came across this website today. It works out how much you get stiffed by the UK taxman.

Calculator: how much tax you pay on beer, wine, cigarettes and spirits | This is Money

Heres mine and my partners. We don't smoke and we are not heavy drinkers.

So spend more of your vice money on tattoos. The taxman might only get 20% of that.

[bulldog]

I don't even want to know, i smoke drink and drive a range rover.

[jade1955]

@bulldog Prob best not too. You'd blow a gasket.:)

[Hunter Morrow]

I'm living in Wisconsin right now and I'm too scared to find out. Is this only for UK people?

Good thing I quit tobacco and I've never been a smoker or lottery player.

[CaptCanada]

So after converting yen into British pound I got vice bill: 4788.7 duty + VAT: 3021.29.... I think I party to much, maybe I should tone it down.

[Hunter Morrow]

You guys pay more than 7 pounds for a pack of cigarettes? Are you crazy?

This from the country where you get fined if you don't buy cable t.v. Biggest bunch of Nanny staters on planet Earth. Thank God America rebelled 250 years ago or it'd be a 10 quid fine for jerking off without wearing a helmet.

[jade1955]

You guys pay more than 7 pounds for a pack of cigarettes? Are you crazy?

This from the country where you get fined if you don't buy cable t.v. Biggest bunch of Nanny staters on planet Earth. Thank God America rebelled 250 years ago or it'd be a 10 quid fine for jerking off without wearing a helmet.

And you would have all this Jubilee Shit to put up with.

Talk about Nanny State. You can't even buy more than one pack of painkillers at a time either. It'd be easier, where I live, to score some crack.

You did the right thing dumping that tea into the harbour, a while back.

[jade1955]

I'm living in Wisconsin right now and I'm too scared to find out. Is this only for UK people?

Good thing I quit tobacco and I've never been a smoker or lottery player.

I had a search for a US version. Couldn't find one.

[Colored Guy]

I had a search for a US version. Couldn't find one.

Probably since the closest thing we have to a pound note is toilet paper.

CG

[Colored Guy]

And you would have all this Jubilee Shit to put up with.

Talk about Nanny State. You can't even buy more than one pack of painkillers at a time either. It'd be easier, where I live, to score some crack.

You did the right thing dumping that tea into the harbour, a while back.

And what's this Prince Philip shit going on... hospitalized for a bladder infection, my ass... 10 quid (or 15 rolls of Scotts standard toilet paper..) says his gonorrhea has flared up again.

CG

[slayer9019]

being im a gambling, drinking, smoking fool I am going to avoid anything like this...

edit: just check and it says 5700 quid...scary

[jade1955]

And what's this Prince Philip shit going on... hospitalized for a bladder infection, my ass... 10 quid (or 15 rolls of Scotts standard toilet paper..) says his gonorrhea has flared up again.

CG

Hahahaha.