How Can You Tell If You Are Alchoholic?

[Hunter Morrow]

Seriously though. If you drink at 6 in the morning, have been drunk every day for months and forgot what water tastes like without alcohol in it are you alcoholic?

What if you misspell alcoholic in a thread title? I don't have a good baseline. I'm from Wisconsin and in college.

[Tight-Lines]

If You Type With All Capitol Letters And Think It's Grammatically Correct.

Bubbleberry... is that you?

[Hunter Morrow]

Why would we drink water when we could drink whiskey, brandy or vermouth? What are we, silly geese?

[Tight-Lines]

You win.

No more fucks given.

[Hunter Morrow]

What does that even mean?

[hawk]

When you wake up with Kat Von D

[Jake]

Alcoholism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[jade1955]

When you wake up with Kat Von D

Or when you wake up and find out that you are Kat Von D

[jade1955]

Seriously though. If you drink at 6 in the morning, have been drunk every day for months and forgot what water tastes like without alcohol in it are you alcoholic?

What if you misspell alcoholic in a thread title? I don't have a good baseline. I'm from Wisconsin and in college.

If you put a piece of wick in your mouth, light it and it burns for three days, then you're an alcoholic.

[Tight-Lines]

When you post on a tattoo message board asking people like us if you are an alcoholic.

DOES THIS GIVE YOU AN ERECTION?

[slayer9019]

CAGE Test

Two "yes" responses indicate that the respondent should be investigated further. The questionnaire asks the following questions:

Have you ever felt you needed to Cut down on your drinking?

Have people Annoyed you by criticizing your drinking?

Have you ever felt Guilty about drinking?

Have you ever felt you needed a drink first thing in the morning (Eye-opener) to steady your nerves or to get rid of a hangover?

Although they say that anything more than 2 drinks a day will qualify you.

[Tight-Lines]

CAGE Test

Although they say that anything more than 2 drinks a day will qualify you.

Great. Thanks man.

Oh, Ive been meaning to ask you... have you watched Californication? All of Hank Moody's books are Slayer albums... Just caught that a few weeks ago.

[slayer9019]

Great. Thanks man.

Oh, Ive been meaning to ask you... have you watched Californication? All of Hank Moody's books are Slayer albums... Just caught that a few weeks ago.

Never seen the show (just googled it). I must now watch this show.

[Tight-Lines]

Never seen the show (just googled it). I must now watch this show.

Seasons in the Abyss is another novel. And I think South of Heaven also.

I love God Hates Us All (slayer).

[DRABFURS]

I watched the first two series of Californication over here in the UK but I think they stopped it after that !

What series you on now? Will have to find a download!!!

[Hunter Morrow]

Eh, if it was Canadian Club it would have. As it is, I'm only packing half.

[CultExciter]

This thread hits home. My ex-girlfriend (as of 12 hours ago) thought I qualified as an alcoholic b/c I enjoyed having 2-3 beers every evening. God forbid I do something to numb this banal existence (I kid). Thank god for tattoos!

[Colored Guy]

This thread hits home. My ex-girlfriend (as of 12 hours ago) thought I qualified as an alcoholic b/c I enjoyed having 2-3 beers every evening. God forbid I do something to numb this banal existence (I kid). Thank god for tattoos!

Sheeeiittttttt... 2-3 beers is just priming the pump... cutting the dust. Good thing you got rid of her before it was too late!

CG

[Hunter Morrow]

Do you think there are some drinks that work on you less even if it is the same proof?

Like brandy versus whiskey. I had 8 Brandy drinks in short order last night and then went biking all around town for 2 hours. If that had been 8 whiskey drinks I would have had a hard time even walking home.

They are both 80 proof, right?

[posterboy7596]

Do you think there are some drinks that work on you less even if it is the same proof?

Like brandy versus whiskey. I had 8 Brandy drinks in short order last night and then went biking all around town for 2 hours. If that had been 8 whiskey drinks I would have had a hard time even walking home.

They are both 80 proof, right?

My personal theory is that alcohol is alcohol, but things such as sugar content in certain drinks causes some difference in how we react to them. 4oz of 80proof brandy would give the same amount of alcohol as 4oz of 80proof bourbon. One might have twice the amount of sugar as the other so that could make you a bit wound up or some such thing.

[Hunter Morrow]

No, I don't think that could quite be it. You'd think brandy, something from fermented fruit, would have a much higher sugar content. It certainly tastes sweeter than brandy and bourbon.

Now, on the other hand, things like Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Sambuka get me drunk quicker than either brandy or whiskey despite having similar alcohol contents, and in the case of Jagermeister, a lower alcohol content than either brandy or whiskey.

[Tight-Lines]

brandy, fermented fruit, brandy and bourbon, Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Sambuka drunk brandy or whiskey alcohol content, Jagermeister, lower alcohol brandy whiskey.

[JAllen]

@dcostello "let me go boys, let me go boooyss!"

[Hunter Morrow]

Nonsense, only good thing about me is my smile.

[ShawnPorter]

Whenever I feel down, I remind myself "fuck. At least Im not Shane McGowan". Cheers me right up.