slayer9019 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 best of craigslist: Naked on the 6 train: - m4m best of craigslist: 911** Chevy van stolen from storage shed! REALLY PISSED! best of craigslist: Hey Snow Nazi in Warren best of craigslist: BJ for Bus Pass? Duffa, Lochlan, Gregor and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slayer9019 Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Anyone in SF need a roommate?? best of craigslist: Best. Roommate. Ever. best of craigslist: Just fucking fuck me, already. best of craigslist: guy with skid mark, bought gallon of whole milk, circle k - w4m best of craigslist: Lost your teeth? They're poolside jade1955 and Duffa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochlan Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I think I may have room for a tent in the backyard though I gotta consult with the cats and squirrels out there before I hit him up...thanks for the lead Duffa and David Flores 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlannaCA Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 that room mate one is the best out of all of them! David Flores and Duffa 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dari Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 that room mate one is the best out of all of them! I want to meet this man. Duffa and AlannaCA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffa Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I want to meet this man. It's hard to tell what my favorite part of the ad was, because it was so fucking awesome, BUT I think this gets me: "Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA! " acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor... awesome. AlannaCA and gougetheeyes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAllen Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 best of craigslist: Manhood Camping Duffa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slayer9019 Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 best of craigslist: Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters best of craigslist: guy with skid mark, bought gallon of whole milk, circle k - w4m best of craigslist: Lifetime supply of hot sauce Duffa and jade1955 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffa Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 @slayer9019 - "Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters" = hilarious. That was awesome lol. This line got me sore in the gut piece from laughing: "...It's supersturdy now; I welded it to fuck and back. I painted the welding joint green because I was feeling creative and I don't have to explain my art to anyone." slayer9019 and Ursula 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exume Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 best of craigslist: 1995 Pontiac Grand AM le bump Duffa and jade1955 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffa Posted June 15, 2012 Share Posted June 15, 2012 @exume thank you!! that was pure awesomeness in all it's glory. Or "Jesus tap-dancing Christ" sums it up perfectly lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexwebster Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 this one has to be made up!! jade1955 and Erica 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SStu Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 haha. creative, none-the-less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffa Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 haha. creative, none-the-less. Agreed. Made up or not, that gave me good Lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slayer9019 Posted October 24, 2012 Author Share Posted October 24, 2012 best of craigslist: Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party best of craigslist: Horse in a hotel Duffa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylvirawr Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it's not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you're mixing a cake batter up there. hahahahaha (from the just fucking fuck me already one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGVet Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 LMAO @snow nazi. Man that shit is hilarious. Sounds like he has a shitty neighbor with a hot assed wife. Just bang the neighbor wife on a sat night say you're "going bowling" or some shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirblackfinger Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I just saw this stupid ad on Craigslist and thought I would share the humor..... CL > portland > clackamas co > all services offered > financial services > Reply Reply to: [email protected] [?] flag [?] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-06-14, 5:55PM PDT ***TRAMP STAMP (TATTOO) PROVISIONAL PATENT FOR SALE Make $ (Clackamas) ***TRAMP STAMP (TATTOO) PROVISIONAL PATENT FOR SALE Make $ I have recently filed the "TRAMP STAMP" (Tattoo) Provisional Patent (Patent Pending) with the USPTO United States Patent & Trademark Office. This Provisional Patent is for "Tramp Stamp" which covers tramp stamp in regards to location for a tattoo, type of tattooing, tattooing itself the procedure. This Provision Patent (Patent Pending) protects under US and international law. So if you are a Tattoo artist or studio and want to be able to set yourself up from other shops worldwide you have the opportunity to do so by licensing the Tramp Stamp Provisional Patent from me. Imagine being able to be the only shop that can make the claim of Tramp Stamp Patent Pending. The uses and possibilities are endless and so is the money you can make from this. To secure your license of the provisional patent for Tramp Stamp reply to this email and lets get you started. TRAMP STAMP (TATTOO) PROVISIONAL PATENT FOR SALE •Location: Clackamas •it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Posting ID: 3871664218 Posted: 2013-06-14, 5:55PM PDT Updated: 2013-06-18, 10:06PM PDT email to a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tfins Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Hipster Bike = Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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