Dumb Hipster Tattoos

[MGblues]

Came across another picture of this dude

You can thank me by doing another round of "what's he thinking here" :D

"10 more seconds and this PBR tucked in my armpit will be warm enough to drink."

[CaptCanada]

"Do I have any more obnoxious spaces to put a tattoo above this line... I'll just get another one on my face."

or

"I would look so hardcore in a halter top."

[Tight-Lines]

"I just shit myself."

[JAllen]

Senator Howell Tankerbell: I wish I could be everywhere that people are doin' awrt, so that I could keep the public from gettin' aroused...or titillated...or otherwise confused by the counterculture.

[Tight-Lines]

"I told you not to cum there Brad..."

[slayer9019]

Came across another picture of this dude

You can thank me by doing another round of "what's he thinking here" :D

"Nope not there either......where did my balls go?"

[Gregor]

Came across another picture of this dude

You can thank me by doing another round of "what's he thinking here" :D

I thought his chest said "Moped" originally

[gougetheeyes]

I thought his chest said "Moped" originally

Moops?

[Duffa]

@gougetheeyes - Its Moores! ;) hahahaha I watched that episode just the other day, gold.

[Barbie Doll]

[Barbie Doll]

This is for you i-phoners...it just may replace Angry Birds as your new game

Download: Punch A Hipster App

From a SOMA software designer (who kind of looks like a hipster) and his artistically inclined GF, this app allows you to digitally bash ironically mustachioed, V-neck wearing PBR swillers or upload actual pics of your friends wearing pretty much those same things, then overlay them with Adam West-styled Batman "POW BAM BOOM" images as you inflict damage, though you can also accomplish that by reminding them they went to Branson.

Click to see what a punched hipster looks like

[remindsmeofyou]

How's this for hipster tattoos? Tattly

[Ursula]

How's this for hipster tattoos? Tattly

Makes me want to punch things. Thankfully Ms. Barbie took care of that!

[gougetheeyes]

Makes me want to punch things. Thankfully Ms. Barbie took care of that!

At this point, I'd rather people get those types of tattoos. Color wheels, straight lines, bullshit fonts, quirky doodles. Though I certainly don't envy the tattooers that actually have to put them on..

[Amok]

Not sure if this counts as hipster, but Harry potter tattoos are freaking everywhere. Personally I can't stand them

[Dan Martin]

Sometimes I really can't tell the difference anymore. Tattooing is SO over saturated that it feels like i work at hot topic most of the times. I mean when everybody has a fucking tattoo what's the difference anyway? I've seen tons of kids with tough traditional tattoos wearing hipster v necks and thick rimmed glasses. But what about tattooers? Dickies and flannel? I mean fuck! It's all been done and over done. None of us are original, we might have got there sooner but does it matter anymore? How about we all dress like it's the 30's? Oh wait that's done... How about ties and button downs... Fuck another cliche. Today tattooing not just about the tattoo it's about the total image of the client wearing it... And I think that's bullshit. When "alternative" is the mainstream, what's alternative? I don't have a clue...

Side note: some of the above tattoos are really stupid!!!

[gougetheeyes]

Dickies and flannel? I mean fuck! It's all been done and over done. None of us are original, we might have got there sooner but does it matter anymore? How about we all dress like it's the 30's? Oh wait that's done... How about ties and button downs... Fuck another cliche. Today tattooing not just about the tattoo it's about the total image of the client wearing it... And I think that's bullshit. When "alternative" is the mainstream, what's alternative? I don't have a clue...

Side note: some of the above tattoos are really stupid!!!

Yeah, it's all ridiculous. I got called a hipster for the first time yesterday. I was wearing Levi's 501s, a white t-shirt, and boots, so I just kind of laughed. I bet that term will die off soon enough, since apparently it means wildly different things.

[cfgsteak]

"Becoming a hipster is kind of like joining a street gang, except there is no risk of violence and you have to pretend you have read 'Infinite Jest'".

Fook. "Infinite Jest" is pretty much my favorite book. *blush*

[JAllen]

uhhhhh....

[Barbie Doll]

uhhhhh....

"I am hip even though I am in the local play of Marie Antoinette"

[Tight-Lines]

That fucking Louis Vatton (Yeah I cant spell it) is killing me right now. Thats some straight Jersey Shore shit.

[Ursula]

I know a guy who did a walk in of Louis Vuitton on someone's face.. The guy wanted the tattoo so he would match his new shoes.... not joking.

[JAllen]

there was guy that got tattooed by the guy i work with and then he let some guy do a bunch of free tattoos on him and there were several louis vuitton tattoos. i kept thinking, yeah...im a high roller and need this louis vuitton stuff tattooed on me to show that but i don't wanna pay for it.

[slayer9019]

For those who need a sub 3 minuet video of what a hipster is, I give you this....

although I do have to admit to going to "warehouse raves"...'danger party' anyone?

[Kev]

The flash book halfway down the page has some amazing ones:

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