gotta love it. i got one for you.

there was a girl, she loved elvis. and allways wanted a portrait of him. she then did just that. on her upper thigh. upon looking at the finished product. she wasnt sure cuz. well she had an idea in her head of the finished product, and it was quite like that, not that the work was bad. just dfferent. so she gets a second opinion from another shops artist. and of coarse he talks bad about the piece and explains that when it comes to elvis portraits... he is the man. so she let him do his rendition on the other thigh. as she looked. it was different then the other one. but different then she thought it would look like....so she goes home to the ol man

whos camped out in his chair drinking a beer. and she says while dropping her pants.. do you recognize either of these guys?...........

the ol man says: i dont know about the guy on the right or the left. but the one in the middle is willie nelson.....

A guy I was tattooing said "your job is awesome,you get to tattoo all sorts of good looking women.You tattoo women's tits and asses all the time right?".I said "Yeah,but it's really not quite as cool as it sounds,I mean there are as many horrible looking girls getting tattooed as there are good looking ones,maybe even more ."

"You ever tattoo a dick?" he asked.I said "Yeah,I'm tattooing you."

Gal walks into the shop, demands a turkey on the inside of her right thigh and a Christmas tree on the inside of her left, I said "what's up withe the turkey and tree idea?" She said "I'm tired of my Husband complaining there ain't nuthin good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

Ok whats the difference between jesus christ, and mexicans........................................................................................................

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jesus does'nt tattoo mexicans on himself.